Not even at a funeral?

a mcdonalds free tea/latte voucher with 4 stickers, some change for the toll, a dirty tea towel for cleanin the window. Hmm yeah that's about it.

nah

not for me

Oh. Right. That's bizarre!

For cleaning up after riding in a lay-by is it Coco?

it is by choice

i would have thought that was fairly normal

I don't have an answer for you there lad.

I've been to a few funerals and have seen quite a few cadavers in college so for me seeing a dead body is no big deal

i think i first saw a dead body (ie body in a coffin, not just lying around) when i was 9, didn't really think anything of it

Windows get pretty steamy in them doggin spots mr k! I find if ya leave the windows a bit open fellas try and shoot their load in on top of ye, so gotsa leave em closed.

i probably should have got it out of my system when i was a kid

but i didnt

and now i'm fucked up

well i wouldn't say it's particularly pleasant you know

yeah it's not an experience you wanna tick off like, best do without eric. think of those people in the cars in spain one morn...................ahem I've said too much.

So that's why you left NI!

Your family were all undertakers and you rebelled and went and became a big-shot hoover salesmen/fetishist in Manchester!

rumbled

I think i was about 7. It was at my grandfather's wake. It was a bit weird but I don't think I really took it in. I remember touching his forehead and being surprised how cold it was.

yeah looking back i think seeing a dead body when i was young made it less uncomfortable, no knowledge of the processes involved etc when you're a young'un. the coldness was very striking alright though.

My mates were driving into Seattle a few weeks ago, through one of the nicer suburbs. They passed by a dead body on the ground, must have been hit by a car or something, might have been a shooting. The cops and ambulances and that were just getting to the scene. A few minutes later they pulled into McDonald's to regroup for a bit cos they were all a bit shook.

Couple of minutes after leaving Maccer's they saw another dead body at the side of the road!

my bro saw a body on the road in moscow. His taxi man said "I hope he has papers"

upon enquiring about this, apparently if you die in moscow and dont have identification on you, they leave you out for the road sweepers rather than bringing you to the morgue and you're just left in the dump