are you smoking less cause of the baba? genuine question

i'm not smoking at all, neither is mooch

i found the snuff in a jacket pocket this morning, that normally comes out on the rear occasion on the piss

what is the point in snuff

as in

what does it do

i had to google whittling, i'm sh*t at being from the country!


the penknife and the tape were in my pocket because i had to cut through a roofing membrane and insulation this morning to measure its depth for a survey, how unexciting

a shirt, a tie, a scarf, lots of stationary. bits on pieces of paper. empty tablet boxes, misc cables

a friend of a friend used to keep a mouse in his bag

went everywhere with it

would take it out and show it to people in pubs

how very eccentric.....and not particularly pleasant for me, being scared of them and everything...embarrassed smilie

Back of my car is stuffed with piles of fifties and the knickers of beautiful models.

And by fifties I mean assorted food detritus and by the knickers of beautiful models I mean child booster seats.

Big Pimpin.

the car got a cleaning recently so nothing exciting in there bar a few cd's (the villagers, tool, florence and the machine, super exta bonus party) and i think an invite/directions to several weddings (inc. 2 boardies) i've been to.

in my bag - work keys, rain jacket, bike light, wet pants (as in waterproof, not as i i pissed myelf), 1 gig connacht rugby branded usb, a hmv voucher, a diary (time and date not thoughts and dreams) rought guide to boston and a new york city .

this got a lol

I cleaned out my boot lately for the nct and removed a printer, a bathroom scales and an exercise mat amongst other things

In my handbag there are lots of woodchips from last wkend sitting in a woodchipped area

I havent bothered cleaning it out

are you sniffing snuff through 50 dolla bills off some hoochie momma's ass?

Mental note - go drinking with burro.

initially thought


and that he was funny about using a strange mouse - both are fairly odd tbf

i love erics little tales

Right, I was just out for lunch and I checked the car out.

Apart from the usual car stuff I have, 2 football, a rugby ball, and two golf clubs, and a couple of Metro Heralds. Every one of the balls is flat from lack of use and the golf clubs haven't been used since last summer.
The bag has two MP3 players, their charger cables, gloves, a hat, a banana that's seen more youthful days, a few toiletries, a USB stick half a bottle of club orange and a packet of tissues.

and a dead body

Nope, just the bloodstains.

bloodstains?

amateur