frank castle wrote:weekend. won't be long now?
what are we all doing?
in wigan for my missus' da's 60th then back to MCR to run on sunday. hopefully see a bit of the new corrie set.
saw and was then involved in one of the least rock and roll cringiest things ever last weekend, was at a family do on the missus' side, there was a band and at one stage there was a rag-tag bunch of assorted females (the missus, aunties, ma's , and a couple of grannies) standing on the dance floor in front of the guitarist doing the syncronised rock hand clap to "we will rock you", I was watching from the bar and it looked like a big group of hamsters standing in front of him. I was feeling a bit sorry for the guitarist in particular and the band in general (has it really come to this?) when my missus came running over and grabbed me and started pulling me out on to the floor. I resisted, but she gave me the guilt trip and pleaded, saying she wanted to get more people "dancing" for her aunty who had organised the "do". I ended up in the middle of this group, the only male, hand clapping like the best of them, with a group of grannies and aunties all playing air guitar around me. And whilst this was bad enough, there is a particular woman in the bar of a certain vintage with learning difficulties who then apparently took a bit of a shine to me, so I had to dance with her with the rest of them all clapping in a big circle.
the one good thing about this is that I am completely in the good books with the missus, and as a result, I have a green light this weekend.
told the missus that after that ordeal I would be cutting loose this weekend and I fully intend to get hammered tonight......