Two neighbours knocked in last night to tell us about a problem with the drains on the street. Two gafs have been flooded the past couple of days, and another had no running water.
The lads fixing them found nappies, tin cans, plastic and bits of wood and other trash in each drain. So they're saying they need to get into every gaf to clear them out, otherwise it's gonna keep happening.
There's a fella around five doors up the other way who lives on his own, council house, and you can tell from the outside that the gaf is in bits. Hangs his washing on a bit of wood wedged against his front window, that kind of thing. So everyone's pretty sure he's flinging half his rubbish down the drain thinking the elves will sort it out.
How fuckin stupid can people be.