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Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:52 pm
by Gatsby
Nah i've been a homebird for a few years now but I was living in northern BC for about 6-7 months a few years ago though.

Love to go back someday but don't think i'd move there permanently or anything.

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:00 pm
by maradara
definitely need more of the oil rigger's stories

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:54 pm
by Gatsby
haha i'll take a look and see what's on his page.

edit : found this, its not a real story but shows you the imagination or brain capacity the guy has.
I had this crazy dream last night....
So I'm standing on this cliff at night peering over the edge trying to spot the bottom. Out of nowhere this fucking alien spaceship swoops in and snatches me up. I'm tangled in this crazy fucking blanket trying to get free. When I do there's an alien infant standing there smiling at me. He takes a liking to me right away and tells me I have to meet his pa. So Baby alien leads me by hand to meet papa alien in the cockpit. he says to papa alien "pa you gotta meet this guy". papa alien has one look at me and he sees somethings troubling me and this is what he tells me" son go make some money and follow your dreams, the rest will fall into place" then we shoot the shit for a while listening to pink floyd-Time. Halfway threw the song he looks over at me with a grin and says " I believe this is your stop" we say our goodbyes and as I'm walking away he says " hey dyl". I turn around, he winks and says "pura vida". They take off and I'm left standing alone on a tropical beach in the dark. As i breath in the humid saltwater air, A huge flood of freedom and adventure flows through my veins, and I'm happy.Then my alarm goes off and it's time to get up for work accept today I smiling and ready for anything.

Either thats one cool ass alien or I gotta lay off the acid!!

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:21 pm
by fatguy2k1
friend of a friend posted this
Here's an idea for those of you who are at a total loss re: the Garth Brooks concert and who have a hotel room booked for the night. Firstly, I hope you get a total refund for the concert ticket, but I am hearing that some hotels took bookings for rooms on a no-refund basis. Most of these hotels increased their prices to screw you anyway for the occasion. So if you booked and you won't get a refund and can't/won't travel to sleep in a different bed for the night, then why not phone a homeless shelter in Dublin and donate your room to a homeless person for the night. Just a thought!

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:11 am
by mojo
that post has been shared everywhere.

here is one from one of the my wee man mothers

Who cares if Gareth brook,s
not playing come on people there is more important in life hApping to people !

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:27 am
by fatguy2k1
That smug married couple are at it again. he posted this on her timeline -
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Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:39 am
by eric the beard
fucking thing has a typo in it

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:47 am
by i_ate_cats
Maybe the couple in question are really pro geothermal heating.

Nauseating

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:18 am
by mooch
I love you from the heat of my bottom

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:24 pm
by stateofyouboy
lots of people writing rip on a guys wall from my friends list, he only posted stuff yesterday, feels very eerie

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:31 pm
by eric the beard
whats the latest on living da lyfe SOYB

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:58 pm
by stateofyouboy
he deleted his fb and set a new account up under a different name, ill see if any of its public..

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:08 pm
by stateofyouboy
Someone giving me cheek on Facebook me telling the cunt I was gonna drive the boot up his hole no wonder the cunt was getting cheeky the cunts in California

When ye have it U have loads of friends When ye haven't uv nobody $$$$

No loyal friends anymore
At all everyone for themsmelves
Stayin in again tni no drink!!
Getting use to this shit

Sunburnt to bits after pitch and putt watching these to faggits trying 2 creep women on about gang bangs Id rather go the river lads

The awk moment
When the convos
Going tops
Nothing can go wrong
Then u ask for her number
Seen√
16.40
No reply aload of me jock
Suck me ass

Sum amount of 2faced fools around this kip! All the blokes are like women for gossip and ear wiggin! 99% off the stuff u hear in drogheda is bullshit #truestory

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:11 pm
by dwayne
I don't understand that one about asking for a number

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:15 pm
by fatguy2k1
dwayne wrote:I don't understand that one about asking for a number
i'm guessing she saw his message but hasn't replied yet.

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:27 pm
by mojo
that number one is almost poetic

i can imagine some esteemed person reciting it

The awk moment
When the convos
Going tops
Nothing can go wrong
Then u ask for her number
Seen√
16.40
No reply aload of me jock
Suck me ass

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:49 pm
by ImMagicShh
I've some pure gold to post but the forum keeps not letting me post... Weird

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:51 pm
by ImMagicShh
But I could post that for some reason? Hmmm

Anyway

Here's what I tried to post:

Im not childish deletin people or ex's when they get a new gf or whatever but sending me snap chats of her with a txt sayin" best lookin girl ive ever been with and arent I a lucky man" will grind my gears. And you ass hole are gettin the bin AGAIN !!!! Good riddance to bad rubbish

71 likes and 61 comments!

Here are some highlights:

Well missus rnt ya better off without someone with that mentality xx chin up there's better fish in d sea xx

thats it hun I may get me wet suit out or me bikini when im slim n trim hahahaha

His loss is my gain and ive moved on to BIGGER and better things

His loss hunnie bun he obviously dosnt know what hes missing out on....prat

What a fool.. Good luck to him and and his ugly mot bwahahahah

Well said cuz, hope all is good
All good here jus weedin out the weasels

omg thats so childish and clearly he is lookng to get ur attention..i feel sorry for the girl!! LOL what a plonker he is hun

he got my attention alright . . . Attention to detail . . . Blocked his number from contactin my phone, blocked whats app, fb, fb messenger and snap chat. I dont feel sorry for her, in time she'll see for herself. Plus that relationship wont last with all that he told me in private messages (he wasnt with anyone, shes just a bitta fun and loads more)

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:52 pm
by ImMagicShh
Everyone involved in that are in their 30s like.

Re: Stupid Facebook Updates

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:59 pm
by mojo
magic you never let us down