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Lola
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Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:12 pm

Just giving everyone fair warning . . . . . Almost all the accounts are being hacked. The profile picture and your name are used to create a new Facebook account. And then they want your friends to add them, your friends think it's you and accept. From this moment, the pirates can write what they want under your name!! ..... I want you to know I have NO plans to open a new account, so please do not agree to a 2nd invitation from me!! Copy this message on your wall so that all your friends will be warned! Do not forward or press share. Hold your thumb down on the text until the word "copy" appears and touch the word "copy". Next go to your status. Press at the curser and when "paste" appears, touch the word. Next, press "post.
Idiot :roll:

Lola
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Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:20 pm

Dick Jones wrote:- I'm getting MARRIED on the 23rd of May 2016. I know its sudden, but I didn't want everyone in my business (so please don't take it personal if you didn't know). Seeing that it's right around the corner, I'm not planning a big wedding. However, I will be inviting some family & my closest friends. I'll be mailing out invites soon so I would really appreciate your presence on this day. Please, don't worry about bringing any gifts since it's such short notice, just bring someone I can get married to.............ha ha ha gotcha!...........get someone as well..don't spoil the fun.

Have a wonderful day :-)
The 'fun'.

God, I'm grumpy today

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Dick Jones
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Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:50 am

Sauna Time :-)

jamjar
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:36 pm

I'm baccccckkkkkkk!! 10 weeks off facebook and it was great! I'm only back to stay in touch with family abroad so I am doing a huge clearout of my friends list and having my page strictly private. I'm only keeping family and people I actually like so if you dont see yourself on my friend list anymore well I guess you just didnt make the cut ..:)

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maradara
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:30 am

Facebook culls are hilarious, especially announced ones. Congrats, you made the cut
People are odd

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Rusty Shackleford
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:41 am

When i see someone announce a Facebook cull i feel like deleting them first. Take that you fuck!

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Eucrid
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:06 pm

Why bother with a cull, just hide the ones you don't like.

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fatguy2k1
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:33 pm

Eucrid wrote:Why bother with a cull, just hide the ones you don't like.
but then they won't know they are hidden.

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Dick Jones
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:12 pm

Did anyone hear the news yesterday, a guy lost an unfair dismissal case against Wagamama.

He got the sack after posting on snapchat himself doing a line of cocaine with his uniform t-shirt visible in the vid.

How stupid are people in 2016...work t-shirt or not, to think it's a remotely good idea to post a video of yourself snorting coke on the internet.

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mooch
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 2:11 pm

what a dope

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dwayne
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 2:52 pm

Is Snapchat the internet, though?

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Zook
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:04 pm

eh..yeah?

im obsessed with snapchat
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Dick Jones
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:13 pm

dwayne wrote:Is Snapchat the internet, though?
Well yeah, but just to humour your suggestion: putting a video of yourself on "social media" snorting coke...still seriously idiotic behaviour.

I hate seeing pics of myself with a fuckin cigarette in my hand like.

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dwayne
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:37 pm

I just mean, when I send a snap I don't think "internet"

Same way I guess I don't think "internet" for Tinder.....maybe 'cause you can't use them on a computer/browser

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Dick Jones
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:52 pm

Oh good god...two good friends whom I really like are already ferocious "smug marrieds"...now they have a kid on the way.

He just posted a mock-up photo of her in the style of the Making a Murderer poster, with HIS name over it in the style of the Netflix logo, and underneath it "Making a Baby".




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Eucrid
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:05 pm

Jesus thats awful :lol:

Have you seen any of those baby announcement song videos that American weirdos put up?

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mooch
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:54 pm

hahaha! good god dick you have the weirdest friends!

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Zook
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:16 pm

Good god dick
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mojo
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Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:54 pm

that is pretty bad

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mojo
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Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:56 pm

i hope their kid comes out looking like stephen avery, beard and all

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