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mojo
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:03 am

Brooks did friends in low places, if tomorrow never comes, standing outside the fire, the river etc

you literally could not go to a 90s irish wedding without hearing some garth brooks

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maradara
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:04 am

hahahahaha
so no appeal then

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mojo
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:06 am

if someone gave me a ticket i'd go for nostalgic reason

that the height of my interest

god can you imagine the amount of singing along that would be at those concerts *shudder*

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Eucrid
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:08 am

If someone gave me a free ticket I'd sell it for €500

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voidoid
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:29 am

Blame has to be levelled directly at Croke Park for allowing Aiken to run with it.

They reckoned they could just run roughshod over the locals and it'd be too big too fail and tbh that was the helpless feeling that a lot of councillers had.

Dublin City Council approved three which is still a 50% increase on what was previously agreed.

Whole thing is a disaster, no one is going to win. The GAA can get fucked

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mojo
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:37 am

the gaa are as greedy as aiken true

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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:43 am

Aren't they referred to as the 'Grab All Association' for that reason?

Biggy Shackleton
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:55 am

They've been very quiet about the whole thing too.

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Rusty Shackleford
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:35 am

Eucrid wrote:If someone gave me a free ticket I'd sell it for €500
Me too

Scalpers are not the problem, its the morons who buy off them

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LordPercy
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Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:14 pm

Biggy Shackleton wrote:They've been very quiet about the whole thing too.
Releasing a statement on Monday according to Prime Time

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Gatsby
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Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:16 pm

Wasn't gonna share this but it's too funny of a story and there's a lesson to be learned...aha so about a month ago after my knee surgery I got a infection in my wound. I Took some antibiotics and killed it. However When I got off the pills I developed a rash on my peter. I went to the doc thinking the worst because I may have took part in a spitroast, no names mentioned. Doc said I had a yeast infection and prescribed me some vag cream. Tried it and nothing, tried the home remedies, still nothing, been a couple weeks and the rash is spreading. So naturally I'm freaking out again thinking the worst.Go back to the doc and he still thinks it's fungle. I do my blood, piss and swab test and he prescribes me a fungal pill while I wait for results. So I'm at work for another week and pills aren't working, I'm freakin. I go see the medic at work he udders I won't rule out hpv....oh god! Well I got to searching on the internet and come across a dick pic with psoriasis. Last hope before I hang myself. I show the medic the article and he's doubtful but gives me the cream. Two days later "today" the rash is gone. Almost a Month of fear, stress and itch.
Good news I got a clean bill of health and my manhood is perfect again. Right in time for the Awakening.
Moral of the story, as a good friend would say " Don't be silly, wrap your Willie!"
Funny fact, a drunk chick was partying at our place and thought the canesten was some weird hippy toothpaste. She came up the stairs with a squinty face saying" it soo creamy"
Bahahaha once again no names.
"Tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms further…And on fine morning - So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

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mojo
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:11 am

jesus

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Zook
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:37 am

:shock:
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mojo
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:48 am

reading it initially I thought and hoped it was a frape...but somehow it seems not

tell us more gatsby...naming no names of course

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Gatsby
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:19 pm

Ah the lads a mental fucker. Works in the oil rigs in Canada 2 months on - 1 month off. When he gets his off month he basically terrorises the town and spends all his money, gets some sort of sti or injury, then goes back in hiding to the oil rig. He makes serious money working but wastes all of it. But he can be pretty hilarious to sit back and watch as long as you aren't guilty by association ;)
I was dating a friend of his, who was seriously trying to distance herself from him. He used to ask me weird shit like whats it like to fuck her and what kinda stuff she does in bed. I realised he was infactuated with her for years, which completely creeped me out and had us nearly punching the head off each other.

He once bought the tab for a group of 12 chinese/canadian girls, thinking he was in he went around all of them to try and get a kiss and got rejected by all 12 of them, in a row. He then proceeded to make his eyes slanty and performed some sort of racist chinese dance infront of them which had us all in disbelief and the girls started smacking the crap out of him. He had to be restrained by 4 bouncers and kicked out. :|

I dont think he intends to be such a prick and when he's sober he can be moderately okay, but he was like a really bad smell who would appear, get mental drunk and stupid and usually ruin our night.

Good times.
"Tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms further…And on fine morning - So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

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Gatsby
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:22 pm

This is him here.
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"Tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms further…And on fine morning - So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

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mojo
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:26 pm

seems like a legit header

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i_ate_cats
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:27 pm

In knots over that story. Sound medical advice.

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Gatsby
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:30 pm

I used to blame it on working the oil rig and letting off a bit of steam when he gets out.

But i met people who do that without getting sti's or racist slants.

Mental bastard.
"Tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms further…And on fine morning - So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

Rob
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:44 pm

Gatsby, are you in Canada too?

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