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maradara
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:19 am

been funny watching all the news channels
russia today dont know what to be doing with themselves

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eric the beard
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:20 am

yeah I'm sure it's been a hoot

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mooch
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:53 pm

I love how living de lyfe spelled tonight "tni"

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Dick Jones
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:54 pm

Aha the same one that posted the flight path one from yesterday posted earlier

"Putin has the black box in the Kremlin, WTF" or something like that.

Looks like she deleted it though :-D

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mojo
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Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:32 am

Zook wrote:
mojo wrote:what is snap chat?
Are you messing?

I thought you were down with the kids in that college of yours
i was talking to eric

he said 'what is it'

and i was wondering if he was talking about snap chat

oh trust me i know what snapchat is

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stateofyouboy
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Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:57 pm

Just went the whole weekend
Without a drop of alcohol
Looks like its back to
Bust in the muscles out of it
Starting Monday
Watch this space cunts

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dwayne
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Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:07 pm

Does he write everything like a poem/haiku now?

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stateofyouboy
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Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:09 pm

yup

Since iv turned 18
I have not went 1 weekend
Without a drink until the
Weekend gone
and to top it off
I'm back
Where I belong
the Gym
Loving it
Time for real training
Hello reality

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Casino
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Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:04 pm

I thought for a split second that last line said "Hello kitty"
Get the eggs, get the flan in the face, the flan in the face, flan in the face, dance you fucker, dance you fucker, don't you dare, don't you dare, don't you, flan in the face

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Eucrid
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Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:11 pm

How much better would it have been if it had?

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Casino
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Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:15 pm

I think that's why my mind jumped to the conclusion!
Get the eggs, get the flan in the face, the flan in the face, flan in the face, dance you fucker, dance you fucker, don't you dare, don't you dare, don't you, flan in the face

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Phierstarter
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Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:16 am

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Casino
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:33 pm

Just became friends with a guy who is constantly bitching about people and clubs/pubs he used to work at (as a bouncer). He got fired from our place last week for doing a bump of coke in the jacks after we were closed... he got a nosebleed and ran around crying about it to everyone, me included, and our manager who was on duty at the time. And then wondered why he got fired. And then he started posting shite on facebook about how the manager was a slut who was sending pics of her tits around to all the employees, and started posting it on our online schedule manager as well!

He put up a status about how he was glad some club down the street failed (he got fired from there too) and closed down, then got into a big fight with someone who worked there that was about 20 comments long, them calling each other 'faggots', etc.

Then this:

"Going to funeral homes and getting quotes for my dad today...not fun" (not funny on its own obviously)

followed the next day by:

"I'm batman"

One night last week were drinking back at a friend's house, he ordered a pizza and when it got delivered he realised he'd been shortchanged by a dollar. So he rang the place demanding his money back. Then when he sounded like a fool he started claiming it was $2.50, then that his pizza was a medium pizza in a large box (while he was eating it). Basically got the girl whose house we were at blacklisted from the pizza place.

He used to be in the army too, and owns a few guns.

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Zook
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:16 pm

I'm my head he looks like this-

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Casino
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Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:19 pm

He looks like a Polish bodybuilder. He's 'Merican though

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Phierstarter
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Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:10 am

Am i the only one who considers the act of people changing their profile pictures to the Palestinian flag to be, despite your best intentions, fickle/superficial?
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mojo
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Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:40 pm

Maybe Hitler wasnt a bad guy after all, he knew what them jewy cunts where like! Re-open auschwitz i say!

and one of the Comments:

Bud status like that get you banned from fb cause the founder and owner is a jewish prick I think haha grounds of anti sometic grounds haha jewish people gold prophit big noses big ears rob land reminds me of forengy deep space nine ha ha and not human

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dwayne
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Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:56 pm

I wonder how many Jewish people the people making those comments have ever met

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mojo
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Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:21 pm

i'm pretty sure...none

i can only think of about 3 jewish people i have met in my life

although i met hundreds if you count the time i stayed in the centre of the hascidic jew district in nyc

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Casino
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Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:36 pm

mojo wrote:i'm pretty sure...none

i can only think of about 3 jewish people i have met in my life

although i met hundreds if you count the time i stayed in the centre of the hascidic jew district in nyc
This is exactly my experience too.

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