Je-sus Christ.
Also I resent anything that claims women are only of value or worth appreciating when they are pregnant and/or a mother.
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And no men can cook, clean or mind kids
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Reminds me of Bill Bailey nailing it withLola wrote:Je-sus Christ.
Also I resent anything that claims women are only of value or worth appreciating when they are pregnant and/or a mother.
There’s this one celebrity, Rosie O’Donnell, a talk show host, and she said this: “I don’t know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it’s full of terrorists, speaking as a mother.” So what is this "speaking as a mother" then? Is that a euphemism for "talking out of my arse"? "Suspending rational thought for a moment"? As a rational human being, Al-Qaeda are a loose association of psychopathic zealots who could be rounded up with a sustained police investigation. But speaking as a parent, they’re all eight foot tall, they’ve got lasers under their moustaches, a huge eye in their foreheads and the only way to kill them is to NUKE every country that hasn’t sent us a Christmas card in the the last 20 years!! "Speaking as a mother".
Personally anyone who can last an entire evening in high heels deserves a medal because that shit is PAINFUL. That said, it's so easily avoidable by ... you know ... packing a pair of flats in your bag?
The bleeding for a week and not dying thing though is worth appreciating in that men should appreciate not having to experience it. It's just a guaranteed week of every month of just awfulness
The bleeding for a week and not dying thing though is worth appreciating in that men should appreciate not having to experience it. It's just a guaranteed week of every month of just awfulness
To the people who are sayin it was me who robbed fresh today why the fuck wud i rob it wen i have wat need. Fair enough gards wer at my house the next day but it wasnt about fresh today you stupid fuck get your facts rite. I was raided for drugs not robbin you retard. I dont want to know about your shitty life so stay the fuck outta mine nosey cunts.
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Phierstarter
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*slow clap*shivo wrote:the next day
bleeding for a week is a bit fucking dramatic nowLola wrote:Personally anyone who can last an entire evening in high heels deserves a medal because that shit is PAINFUL. That said, it's so easily avoidable by ... you know ... packing a pair of flats in your bag?
The bleeding for a week and not dying thing though is worth appreciating in that men should appreciate not having to experience it. It's just a guaranteed week of every month of just awfulness
Well *just under* a week. The first three days, you think you're dying and then it teeters off.Zook wrote:bleeding for a week is a bit fucking dramatic nowLola wrote:Personally anyone who can last an entire evening in high heels deserves a medal because that shit is PAINFUL. That said, it's so easily avoidable by ... you know ... packing a pair of flats in your bag?
The bleeding for a week and not dying thing though is worth appreciating in that men should appreciate not having to experience it. It's just a guaranteed week of every month of just awfulness
The pains last a full week for me personally mind
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and you there rubbing it in her face, with your testicles
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"Take two of these and call me in the morning."LordPercy wrote:Which I also rubbed in her face