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Lola
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Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:07 pm

Je-sus Christ.

Also I resent anything that claims women are only of value or worth appreciating when they are pregnant and/or a mother.

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eventSecurity
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Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:39 pm

And no men can cook, clean or mind kids
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Eucrid
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Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:43 pm

And don't throw the bullshit about high heels in there. If you don't like them don't fucking wear them.

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mooch
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Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:55 pm

i can't do half that stuff.....better check my vagina in for a service
wahey!

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Phierstarter
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Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:57 pm

Lola wrote:Je-sus Christ.

Also I resent anything that claims women are only of value or worth appreciating when they are pregnant and/or a mother.
Reminds me of Bill Bailey nailing it with
There’s this one celebrity, Rosie O’Donnell, a talk show host, and she said this: “I don’t know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it’s full of terrorists, speaking as a mother.” So what is this "speaking as a mother" then? Is that a euphemism for "talking out of my arse"? "Suspending rational thought for a moment"? As a rational human being, Al-Qaeda are a loose association of psychopathic zealots who could be rounded up with a sustained police investigation. But speaking as a parent, they’re all eight foot tall, they’ve got lasers under their moustaches, a huge eye in their foreheads and the only way to kill them is to NUKE every country that hasn’t sent us a Christmas card in the the last 20 years!! "Speaking as a mother".
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Lola
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Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:09 pm

Personally anyone who can last an entire evening in high heels deserves a medal because that shit is PAINFUL. That said, it's so easily avoidable by ... you know ... packing a pair of flats in your bag?

The bleeding for a week and not dying thing though is worth appreciating in that men should appreciate not having to experience it. It's just a guaranteed week of every month of just awfulness

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Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:39 am

To the people who are sayin it was me who robbed fresh today why the fuck wud i rob it wen i have wat need. Fair enough gards wer at my house the next day but it wasnt about fresh today you stupid fuck get your facts rite. I was raided for drugs not robbin you retard. I dont want to know about your shitty life so stay the fuck outta mine nosey cunts.

Rob
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:07 am

Hahahahahaha

I was sure that was from stateyouboys chap on 1st read

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Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:18 am

shivo wrote:the next day
*slow clap*
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:25 am

obviously they weren't there about fresh!
yiz eejits

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Zook
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:30 am

Lola wrote:Personally anyone who can last an entire evening in high heels deserves a medal because that shit is PAINFUL. That said, it's so easily avoidable by ... you know ... packing a pair of flats in your bag?

The bleeding for a week and not dying thing though is worth appreciating in that men should appreciate not having to experience it. It's just a guaranteed week of every month of just awfulness
bleeding for a week is a bit fucking dramatic now
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Lola
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:54 am

Zook wrote:
Lola wrote:Personally anyone who can last an entire evening in high heels deserves a medal because that shit is PAINFUL. That said, it's so easily avoidable by ... you know ... packing a pair of flats in your bag?

The bleeding for a week and not dying thing though is worth appreciating in that men should appreciate not having to experience it. It's just a guaranteed week of every month of just awfulness
bleeding for a week is a bit fucking dramatic now
Well *just under* a week. The first three days, you think you're dying and then it teeters off.

The pains last a full week for me personally mind

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Zook
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:06 pm

see it doesnt hurt me at all so maybe thats lost on me
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mooch
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:17 pm

poor lola, thinking she's dying once a month.
it's not a pleasant experience but it's definitely not something along "deaths door" lines

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Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:02 pm

I used to live with a girl in college who spent a week doubled over on the couch with a hot water bottle stuck to her, only one girl I've ever seen in that bad a way during it. Looked like shit

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Fred__Elliott
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:06 pm

and you there rubbing it in her face, with your testicles

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LordPercy
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:21 pm

Which I also rubbed in her face

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mooch
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Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:21 pm

percy is the dream guy

Biggy Shackleton
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Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:55 am

LordPercy wrote:Which I also rubbed in her face
"Take two of these and call me in the morning."

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Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:25 pm

Periods are just lady-flu. Looking for sympathy is all it is.

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