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mojo
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:40 pm

Rusty Shackleford wrote:Have you used the piss bags mojo?
i haven't rusty but i would very much be interested in trying them

its actual hell when you wake up about 7am bursting for a piss and dying and you have to walk in the wet damp morning to a portaloo that may or may not be full to the brim of faeces. Often times i've had to puke after using them. Bad times

piss bags seem like a godsend. For women especially. Sure men just piss anywhere

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Rusty Shackleford
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:42 pm

Ill give you a full review on Monday week :thumbs:

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mojo
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:10 pm

I look forward to it

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My Name Is Mud
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:14 pm

It's not so much pissing in the cold that bothers me, it's having to shuffle out of a tent when you're dying of a hangover. :cry:
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LordPercy
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:20 pm

I don't know what you're complaining about, it's just a matter of getting out of bed walking two steps taking a piss and getting back into your nice big bed.

Oh wait that's becasue I'm in a camper


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eric the beard
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:26 pm

the hardest part for me is getting up off the inflatable and bouncing around the place in a small tent trying to get my muddy clothes & boots on before making that early trip to the toilet in the rain.

and i don't get much warning now either, so i need to be quick.

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citizen snips
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:28 pm

Just hop up on your knees, piss in a bottle and go back to sleep

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mojo
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:29 pm

one time i woke up at ep and felt terrible so i had a solphadeine and immediately puked it all back up into the cup.

I filled the cup

#epmemories

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mojo
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:30 pm

citizen snips wrote:Just hop up on your knees, piss in a bottle and go back to sleep
i wish

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eric the beard
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:31 pm

citizen snips wrote:Just hop up on your knees, piss in a bottle and go back to sleep
my missus wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the festival. genuinely.

she gets annoyed if i even piss outside the tent, even a few feet away from it.

not worth the earache.

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eric the beard
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:32 pm

it'd need to be a pretty big bottle for me to piss into anyway.

i could fill two normal sized water bottles easily, and the changeover often has mixed results.

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Zook
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:38 pm

i wee'd in a bottle beside mojo while she slept in the tent beside me

the amount of concentration that was needed

i tell ye those 3 ltr country spring bottles would be ideal.
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mojo
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:40 pm

you absolute knacker zook

why didn't you just piss on top of me

why was i sleeping in your tent anyway

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Zook
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:43 pm

mojo wrote:you absolute knacker zook

why didn't you just piss on top of me

why was i sleeping in your tent anyway
i asked myself the very same question

i came back and you were in my onesie (pronounce this wannnsie) with 2 sleeping bags on you!

in fairness, i was relieved it was you and not some rapist... sure same thing i suppose
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ishouldcoco
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:45 pm

1 mojo 1 cup.

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LordPercy
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:46 pm

I WANT IT TO BE NEXT FRIDAY

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mojo
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 3:02 pm

Zook wrote:
mojo wrote:you absolute knacker zook

why didn't you just piss on top of me

why was i sleeping in your tent anyway
i asked myself the very same question

i came back and you were in my onesie (pronounce this wannnsie) with 2 sleeping bags on you!

in fairness, i was relieved it was you and not some rapist... sure same thing i suppose
lol

i must have just moved in of my own accord. Thanks for having me

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My Name Is Mud
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 3:53 pm

LordPercy wrote:I don't know what you're complaining about, it's just a matter of getting out of bed walking two steps taking a piss and getting back into your nice big bed.

Oh wait that's becasue I'm in a camper


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Me too this year. Well, a caravan.
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piepiepress
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:50 pm

hi EP friends! have any of you ever got the bus back on the sunday night? this will be my first ever EP using public transport. wondering if the bus is a fucking nightmare or not on the sunday night....have to work on the monday now FML

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