Do you like your job??

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JC!, are you in Brazil!??!

Dick Jones wrote:The nordie guy I mentioned the other week.

Hard to put into words how much I hate him.

i have one of them. the hatred gets stronger and stronger as every day passes

dwayne wrote:JC!, are you in Brazil!??!

for the week for work aye! Sao Paulo is some city - huge. Sky scrapers as far as the eye can see! flying back tomorrow, and then on to the much less glam Bonn ...

I will annoy people less with my snapchats from there!

Bonn Voyage JC!

I'll get me coat.

Bonn isn't a great city but its very close to Koln, which is well worth checking out.

I have a newfound respect for frontend design now that a colleague has done a demo on performance.
I have been optimising just 10% of the time taken to load webpages.

Lumbo wrote:Bonn isn't a great city but its very close to Koln, which is well worth checking out.

it's a 36 hour visit unfortunately so no time to see anything!

Phierstarter wrote:I have a newfound respect for frontend design now that a colleague has done a demo on performance.
I have been optimising just 10% of the time taken to load webpages.

If you're on either side and do not at least have a decent understanding of the other you're not trying hard enough.

It's backend understanding only. A fetish, if you will

Eucrid wrote:
Phierstarter wrote:I have a newfound respect for frontend design now that a colleague has done a demo on performance.
I have been optimising just 10% of the time taken to load webpages.

If you're on either side and do not at least have a decent understanding of the other you're not trying hard enough.

Agree. It's one of my bigger gripes about my current place. Not enough Ops awareness that is.
I would hate hate all the compromises that need to be made on that side though.

Just overheard someone in my office say their cat is vegan.

Another person, incredulously, said how do you know your cat is vegan? How did you discover this?

He says, because we wanted it to be.

That seems a bit fucking cruel doesn't it?

Dick Jones wrote:Just overheard someone in my office say their cat is vegan.

Another person, incredulously, said how do you know your cat is vegan? How did you discover this?

He says, because we wanted it to be.

That seems a bit fucking cruel doesn't it?

I can understand why vegans wouldn't be buying whiskas in gravy and all that. I suppose there's vegan alternatives for the food they can purchase.

Wouldn't fancy being a pidgeon in their backyard though.

Dick Jones wrote:Just overheard someone in my office say their cat is vegan.

Another person, incredulously, said how do you know your cat is vegan? How did you discover this?

He says, because we wanted it to be.

That seems a bit fucking cruel doesn't it?

that cat is out hunting for meat every chance it gets

people are such cunts

Dick Jones wrote:Just overheard someone in my office say their cat is vegan.

Another person, incredulously, said how do you know your cat is vegan? How did you discover this?

He says, because we wanted it to be.

That seems a bit fucking cruel doesn't it?

its not a bit cruel, its animal fucking cruelty by the book. Cats need a meat based diet. You cant give them supplements are anything like that or their kidneys start to shut down. fucking cunts. I'd report them

Dick Jones wrote:Just overheard someone in my office say their cat is vegan.

Ha! The irony of this is fucking top notch.

My boss just emailed our company website's private key to a partner. Time for a new job.

Yeah I think a dog can get by with a no meat diet but a cat can't. That's bollix.

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