Your first kiss

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piepiepress
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Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:59 pm

guys this is shite I can't remember my first kiss at all at all, I reckon I was 15 though. I was scared of boys as a teenager!
Loving all your stories

ishouldcoco
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:13 am

Jaysus lads Wikky got her first shag before her first shift!

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Zook
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:30 am

Shag and shift are terrible words

And snog. Vommmm
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schteeeve
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:51 am

Smooching almost made me retch on the last page.

ishouldcoco
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:02 am

What do you say zook? "get the ride" and just "kiss"?

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Zook
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:38 am

Yeah probably
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enemies/friends
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:44 am

Made love and canoodled

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Fred__Elliott
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:41 am

will ye meet me mate?

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enemies/friends
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:51 am

My granny used to ask me if I was "courting". Sounds very grand

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Fred__Elliott
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:57 am

yeah my nana asks that as well

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never_green
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:05 pm

how could you not remember your first shift, madness!

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eric the beard
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:13 pm

yes courting is quite common where I'm from. mostly used by people 30+.

pronounced 'kerting'.

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enemies/friends
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:21 pm

Yeah, first time she said it I thought it was "Are you curtain"? :lol:

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Zook
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:13 pm

eric the beard wrote:yes courting is quite common where I'm from. mostly used by people 30+.

pronounced 'kerting'.
Jesus can yis not say anything properly!
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piepiepress
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:12 pm

I never used the word shift until it was doing the rounds on here, now I love it !

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My Name Is Mud
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:20 pm

BadTurtle wrote:Piebald you absolute bastard.
Fair play to yer one, that was like a revenge plot from friends. Should've left you naked in the jacks of a fancy restaurant though.
:lol:

Mine was my first cousin. I was 9 or 10, and didn't know any better! :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:20 pm

I only starting hearing shift about 4-5 years ago, until then it was score, and before that it was meet. None of them are very good descriptions.

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Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:25 pm

My Name Is Mud wrote: Mine was my first cousin. I was 9 or 10, and didn't know any better! :oops: :oops: :oops:
I think we have a winner. This is the one you should use, mojo.

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My Name Is Mud
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:34 pm

Ha ha good Jaysus!
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:37 pm

Well living up to your user name if nothing else.

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