and the lime in corona

A) i dont care.. you are taking too long to head off mr barman.. give me my drink.. no.. he's using the tongs to put it in.. and then its way too big to push into the bottle..

NO

then

B) if i have to listen to the - because its to clean rats piss off the bottle top - anicdote ONE MORE TIME!

who knew.. that the common rats fave thing in the world to do.. is to sneak into the corona factory.. and piss all over the tops of the bottles... laughing as they do it. not the heineken factory.. not the fucking.. bavariastak cheap as f*ck belarussian beer factory.. no.. JUST corona.. the rats only like corona bottles to piss on. because corona is a mexican beer. and rats are synonymous with mexico, and love to live up to that particular steriotype. even though european corona is most likely bottled in guiness or somewhere in dublin.

ITS NOT TO CLEAN PISS OFF THE BOTTLES! its a fruity version of the paper umbrella. an accoutrement for your ever so slighty left of straight bottled beer